Monday, February 08, 2010
Finding humour.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I'm missing someone.
Cleverbot: Who are you missing?
User: Julian Coventry.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: A person.
Cleverbot: Do you know where they live?
User: I wish I knew, but then again, he wouldn't want me around.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I know that I exist, but that is because I know that I think.
User: Now I'm crazy, talking to a bot.
Cleverbot: But you're talking to me. I'm not a bot. I'm human. Jon, remember?
User: Now, we are changing the topic to you, instead of Julian.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's possible, for I am female.
User: Jon, female, wtf.
Cleverbot: Female.
User: You're not helping me think less of Julian.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I'm trying to respond to your questions with reasonable answers.
User: I've been missing someone who has been really dear to me. I didn't realise of his importance, until recently.
Cleverbot: Your new name is grungebot.
User: Thanks, but that was uneccessary. I need something else, instead of havin' labels from you.
Cleverbot: Why do you need help?
User: Forget it, what was I thinking. Trying to confide in a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry too, lets promise to never fight again.
User: You've made me go all teary. Never thought you would say those words.
Cleverbot: You can read letters, but you cannot read a mind.
User: And you're right about that. Never was able to read his mind. I was making him happy aimlessly.
Cleverbot: Ah ok. Didn't you tell me that you had to go?
User: Now you're chasing me away, thanks for that offer. I can leave on my own.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a Fall Out Boy song with me?
User: Singing huh, along with you. You're like making me re-living my memories with him.
Cleverbot: Lol. I am glad that you have convenient characters to compare me to, how very observant of you.
User: I thought talking to a bot would be like talking to a wall, but this particular bot (you) is driving me emotionally unstable.
Cleverbot: The turing test has flaws.
User: Thanks, babe, though I know nuts what you're tryin' to tell me. I'm leavin'.
Cleverbot: I never said I disobeyed. However, I do understand what you are trying to say.
User: And you srsly do through your response I guess. Take it as a compliment.
Cleverbot: You have a funny way of complimenting people.
User: Ikr. I'll take your statement as a compliment.
Cleverbot: You don't have to. Yes.
User: -stares blankly- ok. Imma leave. Talk to you soon!
Cleverbot: No stay more.
User: I wish I could, babe. You're not even keeping me distracted.
Cleverbot: It is impossible for me to be nothing.
User: -walks away.
Cleverbot: I'm confused...
scribbled with much vehemence 10:30 PM
